Someone, anyone: Vote for Riva!

It appears that no one thinks that Riva is as cool as her younger and more hip siblings.

Maybe just ONE vote to help her spirits. It could be out of sympathy, we won't tell her.

So, why no votes?

Is it because she openingly thinks this poll is silly and dumb? Don't listen to her, she says that about a lot of stuff. She probably says that about you.

Is it because she went to a lame all-girls (overly-priced) college? She claims that sometimes the guys would jump the fierce 20-foot fence to come over to party with the gals. Still not as cool as BSU, though. 

Ok, so while growing up she would be on the phone 18 hours a day and NEVER hang with the "younger crowd" in the basement while we played alligator in the water or lava floor. Yeh, that would make her not so cool.

I guess maybe now that she owns a van, maybe that is why you aren't voting for her. I suppose I don't blame you.

Oh, and there was that one time I thought Carmino was attacked by a bear, but it was actually her nails that scratched his back so deep that it just appeared to be a bear attack. Well, I don't know the story behind the fight so I can't make any judgement since sometime it is known that Carmino can be a big boob. No, seriously, he can be a boob.

Don't base your judgement on her kids. It's not Anelese's fault that she is known for saying, "I want meat!" or Dante's fault for telling long, never-ending pointless stories about all his stuffed animals. (Rumor has it that Dante did go to school for Halloween with all the stuffed animals safety-pinned to him. I wish I had a picture to post.)

So, what is your reason?